You Don't Love Me Anymore!

Mom: Mattie, please go finish picking up all your toys out of the living room
Mattie: Hmph! Whine! Fake Tears! Arguing!
Mom: Mattie, just go do it so you still have t.v. time there is only one thing in there
Mattie: Trying to pump up the tears states "You don't love me anymore!"
Mom: Yes, I do I love you lots and lots!
Mattie: No you don't!
Mom: Okay why do you feel that way?
Mattie: Because if you loved me you would do my chores for me!
Mom: Well, I do love you, you still have to do your chores and if you keep arguing I will add some more.

So much for a loving mom!