God's House

Conversation after church today:

All 3 kids yelling and screaming at each other getting into the car. Fighting, big time!

Mom: hey, we are still at God's house so why are you all acting like this? It is unacceptable! (mostly worried about all the people around me seeing my kids act like heathens at church)

gets quiet

Austin: if this is God's house does he brush his teeth here?
Mattie: uh, duh, Austin and he takes a shower here too
Austin: there isn't a shower here
Mattie: Austin you don't know anything because you are a boy and there is a shower in the big girl's bathroom. Uh you are a baby boy, ha ha ha
Alison: Yeah, Austin there is really a shower in the bathroom by the outlet.
Austin: oh, well where does he cook
Alison: oh (mildly irritated) duh Austin you picked me up in the cafeteria from church today in the kitchen
Austin: I didn't know that was a kitchen!
Alison: (more irritated) what do you think the ovens were?
Austin: Where God sends everyone to the devil! They are hot!